Sexy Men Update: Scott Pendlebury

How could I possibly deprive you of seeing this incredibly gorgeous photo of Scott Pendlebury?! Hmm, there are so many things going RIGHT in this photo: the water, the naked-ness, the new haircut, the nipples. What more could you ask for?!

Enjoyyyy...

Sexy Men: Sharrod Wellingham, Dayne Beams & Tyson Goldsack

Perving on Men: AFL PLAYERS; COLLINGWOOD FOOTBALL CLUB (part 2)

BIG gap between blogs, whatever, y'all are cool with it.

Anyway, look at THESE gorgeous boys!

#3 Babe: Sharrod Wellingham aged 24

Oh Shazza, I love it when you flick your little fringe!

Oh. Shazza. Shazza, please.

#4 Babe: Dayne Beams, aged 22

Beamsy, it's your beautiful bromance with Steele Sidebottom that makes me love you, but you're still lovely.

Beamsy, you should smile more, look at those dimples!

Nice titties babeh.

Oh the cuddles!! Get married, now.

#5 Babe: Tyson Goldsack, aged 25.

Tyson, your name is fucking amazing. Also, your legs are really long and lovely. Yeah I have a thing for tall men with their lanky legs, haters gonna hate! 

Ooh, you lookin' all mysterious...

Tyson, your eyebrows. They do things to me.

Shave the beard, that shit ruins the face. Well, it doesn't, but it's ginger.

I hope y'all have liked the Collingwood edition of Sexy Men, I've found a few more beautiful men on other teams (I still have to hate them cos they're not from Collingwood, but they're nice to look at) so I may put some of those up soon. 

Sexy Men: Scott Pendlebury, Steele Sidebottom, Chris Tarrant

Perving on Men: AFL PLAYERS; COLLINGWOOD FOOTBALL CLUB (part 1)

I think only Australians will be able to appreciate this, but for you sexy-man-loving-outsiders, AFL means Australian Football League or as we call it, 'Aussie Rules'. I'm not sure which international sport to compare it with, because lets face it, there's no comparison ;) Also, I call it football, but it isn't soccer.  Anyway, let us move towards the loveliest men the AFL can offer. I am a Magpies fan, so I'm prejudiced, y'all can just deal with it, mafuckas!

Warning: There are pictures of half-naked beautiful men. Prepare yourself.

#1 Babe: Scott Pendlebury, aged 24

Hmmm... Get in me now, Scotty.

#2 Babe: Steele Sidebottom, aged 21

Do you know what I love about Steele? Definitely his name. There are many reasons, I mean, look at those beautiful eyebrows... But he just seems like the happiest guy alive, he's ALWAYS smiling. Someone knocks him on his sexy arse, he springs up, keeps running, with a lovely smile on his lovely face.

Babe #3: Chris Tarrant, aged 30

The reason I began following Collingwood FC when I was about 14-15, was because of this god-like creature. And he is even more beautiful now than he ever has been before.

Girl, look at those dimples.

 

Haha the blog won't let me upload any more pictures. That's probably a good thing, be still my beating heart. To be continued in part 2!! Xx

Sexy Men: Art vs Science

Perving on Men: ART VS SCIENCE

My #1 love, the Australian band Art vs Science. If you've never heard of them, kill yourself. Nah, but fo serial, their music is fucking rad, their live shows are out of this world, and damn are they sexy Sydney boys! I have had the very great (and life-changing) pleasure of meeting these wonderful men multiple times, and it keeps getting better! So, look them up, check them out, and enjoy the mega-babin' that they supply! Thank me later...

All the sexy men L-R-Dan Williams 'Dan W', Dan McNamee 'Dan Mac', and Jim Finn

 Dan W

 Dan Mac, Conception Day 2011

 I had to make it bigger just so you can fully appreciate ;)

Babin' with their ARIA, November 2011 Jim, Dan W, Dan Mac

Jim Finn, 2012

In case you've been inspired to behold their sexy music as well as their sexy faces/bodies/everything, heres the link to their facebook page http://www.facebook.com/artvsscience

In the Beginning

Wasssssuuuuup?

I started this blog before for a uni assignment, surprisingly it actually got page views, so now I feel ever so popular. 

Ok, so, I had a double lecture a few hours ago for Marketing, (which should have been an awesome class) and the whole time I was facebooking, checking twitter/tumblr, and googling pictures of supremely hot guys. I still think that when I'm 60 years old that that time was better spent perving and social-networking. Maybe not when exams roll around, but I regret nothing. Especially when I have Steele Sidebottom on the brain! And Andy Allen from Masterchef Australia... If there were a god, I would be endlessly grateful that he put such lovely men on this earth. (Steele top right, Andy bottom right)

Maybe I should just make a hot men blog. I'm so going to do that, its heaps better than Principles of Marketing. Well, I've managed to turn my boring/shitful day around! Andy is on tv tonight for Masterchef Allstars and I'll see little Steele on Saturday when he plays North Melbourne, hold my poodle, I'm suddenly finding myself in a much better mood. 

Right. I'm made my mind up, hot men shall henceforth follow! And I love so many of them, so this may be a long running affair. I'm totes cool with it.

If you read this, thank you for being so lovely! Hopefully you'll check back in ;) (hint, fucking read my blogs, they'll be sexy)
Xx